Help a man when he is in trouble and
he will remember you when he is in
Behind every successful woman, is a
man who is surprised.
Whoever said money can't buy
happiness, didn't know where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.
Forgive your enemies but remember
The number of people watching you is
directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
Arguing with your Boss is like
wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while
you realize that while you are
getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying